The Naming

The Naming is that strangely important moment when “the car” becomes something more. From whips and shitboxes to beasts, monsters and cars inexplicably called Doris, every build seems to earn a name eventually. For this troublesome little car, one frustrated sentence was all it took: “Oh, you little bugger.”

It still needed something, though. A name. Because calling it "the car"... wasn't gonna cut it anymore. And apparently... this is important. The Naming. That's another weird thing we do. We name them. Perfectly normal adults... standing on a driveway... trying to decide what the…